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@murrman5: [interview after finishing last in the olympics]
do you regret saying "I could win this race wearing flip flops"
[pulls mic close] yes

[interview after finishing last in the olympics]
do you regret saying “I could win this race wearing flip flops”
[pulls mic close] yes

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