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@internetluke: [interview for fireman]
"So why do you think you're a good fireman?"
I lit the building on fire
"What?"
Now watch as I try to put it out

[interview for fireman]
“So why do you think you’re a good fireman?”
I lit the building on fire 
“What?”
Now watch as I try to put it out

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