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@dafloydsta: INTERVIEWER: You put "summoning demons" as a special skill?

ME: That's right.

INTERVIEWER: *sweating profusely* When can you start?

INTERVIEWER: You put “summoning demons” as a special skill?

ME: That’s right.

INTERVIEWER: *sweating profusely* When can you start?

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