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@mjkspeaks: [interview]
HIM: have u ever bribed anyone?
ME: *pulls a package of OREO's from briefcase and slides across table* depends on who's asking

[interview]
HIM: have u ever bribed anyone?
ME:  *pulls a package of OREO’s from briefcase and slides across table* depends on who’s asking

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