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@PretendMaker: *into earpiece during date*
Ok now maintain eye contact
No not that kind of contact
Bro do not touch her eyes
Get your eye away from hers

*into earpiece during date* 
Ok now maintain eye contact 
No not that kind of contact
Bro do not touch her eyes
Get your eye away from hers

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