@ThaPrinceTaylor: iPhone 6 for $900 or a ski mask for $1.99.. Your choice
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@pleatedjeans: [standing in driveway with wife] I thought we agreed on a Prius [giant eagle pecks at saddle] NO THIS IS BETTER
@Habbibti: A grand jury is made up of a cross-section of the community. I ride the train w/the cross-section & it's mostly people peeing on the floor.
@JessicaVarsity: I always carry a lighter in case I end up at an impromptu concert...or need to set someone's house on fire. Either way, I'm prepared.
@Dawn_M_: They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky The Twitter Family *click click*