@cheeky__gal: Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom.
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@ThatRascalPuff: No need to write it down, I've a photographic memory *looks hard af* *pukes polaroid*
@shkeeber: Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich! Judge: What? M: I plead insanity. J: You're a juror. Me: Can I go? J: No. M: OBJECTION!
@themorris23: And remember kids, when you go to Target, there really is no "non creepy" way to ask where the Vaseline is.