@timdonakowski: Ironically, I only know of one person with the name Common.
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@chrisdowning: If you can pin an animal in the petting zoo down for a three count, you get to take it home.
@SamGrittner: DETECTIVE: Are you the new chalk outline guy? ME: Yes I am DETECTIVE: Stick to the bodies, no more thought bubbles with spaghetti inside them ME: Eve- DETECTIVE: Yes, even if they were thinking about spaghetti
@MrsGoose69: Before a long trip I drink allot of alcohol the night before. Dehydration will work for me for once.
@TheTweetOfGod: If "the word impossible is not in your vocabulary", you have a pretty limited vocabulary.