@Heather2Go: Ironman is my favorite story about how sleep deprivation can make you a sarcastic, neurotic superhero without being a parent.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@RobertJrDowney: If Twitter was invented by a woman, The character limit would be 10,000 characters.
@Breadery: Dilemma: Your daughter brings home a guy with an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt on but your garden is already completely full of corpses.
@Bownuggets: Goodnight moon, goodnight stars, goodnight perfectly normal Purple Rain album cover where Prince's eyes follow u across the room
@neiltyson: Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself out of business by being really good at your job.