@Heather2Go: Ironman is my favorite story about how sleep deprivation can make you a sarcastic, neurotic superhero without being a parent.
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@andylassner: In Japan, they are celebrating their position as the most educated country in the world. Here in America it's National Cheeseburger Day.
@celestinelea90: *takes earrings out* *takes bracelet off* *slips out of shoes* *tears off jeans, shirt, bra* *shaves head* Ok Doc you can weigh me now
@envydatropic: I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me