@Heather2Go: Ironman is my favorite story about how sleep deprivation can make you a sarcastic, neurotic superhero without being a parent.
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@FatherWithTwins: Remember: whatever fun game you invent for your kids, you're going to have to play it 10,000 times
@Parkerlawyer: My internet has been out for 24 hours and now my kids are moving out. That was easy.
@weismanjake: I wonder if celebrity couples have a list of 5 average citizens each of them are allowed to sleep with if they ever get the chance
@DepecheALAmode: If I owned a bar I would pour myself shots all the time, look in the mirror, wink and say "It's on the house."