@SexyInsomniac: Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.
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@Aspersioncast: If I've learnt anything from Zombie movies it's that people meat is pretty damn stringy.
@markleggett: "When you wish upon a star, it takes trillions of years for the wish to get there, and by that stage you're dead." - Neil deGrasse Tyson.