@jenstatsky: Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work
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@MummaCrazy: 10 just informed me that exercising releases inner-dolphins. If that's not a reason to exercise, then I don't know what is.
@Cheeseboy22: Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
@Ideal_Victoria: I’m at a stage in my life where I know I should workout and eat healthy, but swallowing a tapeworm seems easier.
@JennInTheCorner: Little known fact: Fergie stopped making music cuz she ran out of words she knew how to spell.