@jenstatsky: Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work
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@fmanjoo: In general my philosophy is do whatever you want if it doesn't hurt people and it's not two spaces after a period.
@pabstdriver: I can usually tell how productive I've been at work, by the battery life of my phone.
@jjhartinger: This new generation doesn't knock they just text to say they're outside, so I text back to say we're inside. Two can play.
@KentWGraham: The movie scene where discarded clothes lead to lovers in bed, except it’s my clothes leading to my wife picking them up and cursing me.