@CMHorrocks: Is cyanide the most efficient way to kill someone? Asking for a fiend.
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@themorris23: Is it just me, or do toasters have like 4 settings too many? They should have 1 setting that reads: "Toast"
@Cheeseboy22: Asked my 1st grade students the riddle: What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive? (A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."
@andylassner: "I haven't accomplished much but I will harshly judge the hard work of others" -Critics