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@wtfhuman: Is it 5 seconds from when it hits the floor or when I see it?
I just noticed a skittle under my desk. I don't remember eating skittles.

Is it 5 seconds from when it hits the floor or when I see it?
I just noticed a skittle under my desk. I don’t remember eating skittles.

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