@BlairLoudly: Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat's just being dramatic.
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@novicefather: Nomenclature is important when courting a lady. For example, "feminine scent" and "feminine odor" are perceived differently. You're welcome.
@shegotagronk: Shout out to my drug dealer Jamal, he's taught me more about the metric system than any of my teachers ever did.
@NASHterpiece: I'm glad it's the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the shit I should be doing.
@Black__Elvis:  We Indians will bury the hatchet and teach you to farm. *Pilgrims huddle* It's a ruse, this soil looks awful for growing hatchets.