@BlairLoudly: Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat's just being dramatic.
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@slackmistress: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk.
@anagramps: "My nose is going to grow now" said Pinocchio, rending a paradoxical black hole in the fabric of space-time.
@DirtMcTurd: Just reported a car stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the window were white