@IamEnidColeslaw: is Kristen Stewart a Vulcan
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@badbanana: There's no sticker warning me not to eat this box of nails so I guess I'll just go for it.
@radtoria: my cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it's giving me serious ideas, folks
@imadepoopstoday: [job interview] "We feel that you just aren't quite mature enough for the position." It's the Velcro shoes, isn't it. "...yes."
@CarrieMayhem: People who say "you can run but you can't hide" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run.