@IamEnidColeslaw: is Kristen Stewart a Vulcan
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@PaigeKellerman: 90% of being a parent is shouting, "Remember to flush the toilet." The other 10% is flushing the toilet for everyone.
@AthenaMystique: I hope buying all this cat food doesn't make me look like a crazy cat lady. I just like the taste.
@FrenulumBreve: [love making] Her: [leans in] "do that thing you know I like." [i cease to exist] Her: "yeah baby."