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@IamEnidColeslaw: is Kristen Stewart a Vulcan
@JediGigi: Mom said I should only date "a good man" and I was like HEAVENS TO BETSY I WISH I HAD KNOWN THIS PERTINENT INFORMATION BEFORE NOW.
@Dawn_M_: Dating tip: Men always remember the woman who vomited on them.
@JediGigi: I just tried to start my car with my phone. You should know that my car has a keyless ignition. I'm pretty.
@lemonmartinis: I bet deaf people scare the shit out of bank tellers when they hand them a note.
@kissmeimkinky: I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.