@WheelTod: Is Lent nearly over? I don't know how much longer I can hold my breath.
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@Home_Halfway: The secret to making a good egg is the way you ap-poach it. *a man in the audience has a stroke and dies from being so angry at this joke*
@karencreets: I should probably never be a mom considering I'd rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone
@iamspacegirl: MY DATE WHO IS A SQUID: What movie should we see? ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*