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@KyleMcDowell86: "Is Phil coming tonight?"
"Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?"
*suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*

“Is Phil coming tonight?”
“Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?”
*suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*

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