@hasht4g: Is there a hand sanitizer out there that can kill the 0.01% germ?
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@lazerdoov: Break into your neighbor's house every night but don't take anything just put a cape on their dog
@AnkCoupleTO: Me: You're gorgeous Her: OMG that is so sweet, c'mere *I walk right past her & start french kissing her collection of scented candles*
@girlontapas: My mom bought me a bottle of whiskey as a Xmas gift... She seemed a little upset that I said she should've mailed it ahead of her visit.