@briangaar: "Is there a Mrs. Prime?" -- EVERY GIRL TRANSFORMER EVER, I MEAN LOOK AT HIM
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@EricDumbTweets: I don't trust people who say "I married my best friend" because I don't think dogs can truly consent to marriage.
@skadel68: Human Resources just came up with a cool new term for just about everything I like to do at work. They call it "inappropriate"