@briangaar: "Is there a Mrs. Prime?" -- EVERY GIRL TRANSFORMER EVER, I MEAN LOOK AT HIM
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@PinkCamoTO: David Attenborough voice "Amazing. See how the youngest of the species always needs something when the mother is in the bathroom."
@MomofTeen: When emails tell me to "Act Now!," I immediately start reciting lines from Shakespeare.
@carlyken: [Michael Bay directing] "WE NEED A HOTTER CHICK" Teacher: This is your son's 3rd grade play "Oh right. I forgot. WE NEED BIGGER EXPLOSIONS"