@RobDenBleyker: Is there an app that makes the flatline noise? Bet I could freak out some nurses.
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@kyle_thatisall: Going to show my kids before and after pictures of Lindsay Lohan and say this girl didn't think she needed a nap either.
@hoverbird: Everybody thinks "The Social Network" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is "Ghostbusters".
@PaperWash: [walking quickly past the old lady I just held the door open for] this doesn't mean you can order before me