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@daemonic3: Is this your resume?

"Yep"

It just says you used to leave shit at your friends' doors, ring the bell & run away

"Oh yes"

Welcome to UPS!

Is this your resume?

“Yep”

It just says you used to leave shit at your friends’ doors, ring the bell & run away

“Oh yes”

Welcome to UPS!

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