@Blarebare: Is Vanilla Ice's son named Vanilla Extract? Cuz he should be.
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@MissNaughty1801: I feel that it's time to pick the kids up from school..so I'm going to lie down here for a while and wait for that feeling to pass
@DelanieFischer: People who don't have a name for their newborn, What the shit did you do for 9 months?
@Smethanie: I texted someone "hell yeah," but autocorrect changed it to "hell year" because even our phones know.