@Blarebare: Is Vanilla Ice's son named Vanilla Extract? Cuz he should be.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@dafloydsta: DOG: Then he said "Who's a good boy?" DOG THERAPIST: *nodding* You are of course DOG: *wagging tail* I KNOW BUT WHY DOES HE KEEP ASKING?
@iamburtjarvis: what do you get when you cross an octopus with a human? thrown in jail for public indecency and banned from the aquarium for life.