@Tmoney68: Isaac Newton was the pride of the family until his great great grandson Fig was born.
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@Sassafrantz: My date said he wasn't looking for anything serious like I was trying to help him solve cold case files and shit.
@TheMichaelRock: Wife: I better see a diamond this Mother's Day Me: say no more *buys baseball tickets*
@NicCageMatch: No, please, let me give up my subway seat to your 6-year-old child who must be bone-tired from a life consisting mostly of playing & napping