@clarkekant: ISIS, meet ebola. Ebola, meet ISIS. Problem solved.
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@kellyoxford: Web MD is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where the ending is always cancer.
@TheRealRHB: Doctor: Any cancer in the family? Me: My mom is a Sagittarius, but I'll have to check on everyone else. Doc: ...
@salmarch79: Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.