@KentTheG: It costs today's parents $235,000 to raise a child. And that's just for the alcohol.
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@HairyJew4Life: Filing taxes is so depressing. Do you own a home? No. Have a spouse? Not even close. Kids? Not that I know of. Enjoy your refund, loser