@Mikecanrant: It doesn't matter how windy it is or how fast you run, dogs make terrible kites.
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@BritXMeh: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and you're a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details. If you're reading this Adewale, call me?
@StarWarsProblms: Obi-wan: These aren't the droids Stormtrooper: They look like them Obi: So all droids look the same to you? Trooper: No, I- Obi: Racist
@david8hughes: My ransom was dropped from $30,000 to fifty bucks when my parents told my kidnappers it'd take 2 days to come up with the money.