@Mikecanrant: It doesn't matter how windy it is or how fast you run, dogs make terrible kites.
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@ashlar36: Fact: Canadians are legally allowed to be late for work once a week for 'reindeer related delays.'
@Goofpoops: Walking dead spoiler alert. There are zombies and they like to try & eat people but the people are like "nuh uh zombie, we don't want that"
@Cllnsn: Fave bit of the Breaking Bad finale is when Ross is like "DID SHE GET OFF THE METH?" and then Rachel shows up and says "I got off the meth."
@NikiWithIssues: I hit a parked car today so naturally I left a note. It said "Die, Decepticons! Die!"