@Mikecanrant: It doesn't matter how windy it is or how fast you run, dogs make terrible kites.
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@weinerdog4life: Last time I did drugs I dated an All-In-One Printer for 3 days, so no thank you.
@RobotSkeleton69: It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned...
@DougBenson: I don't like it when my phone puts a word in "quotals" like I made it up or I'm stupid or something.