@poopiest: It is 2022. Everyone has bought a pair of beats by dre. Doctor dre chuckles, his mind control device is ready
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@daemonic3: [starbucks] One tall iced latte please "Ok, can I have a name?" Well ok but it really should come from your parents
@BackrowSeats: Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident.
@ilovepie84: My neighbor once said he was as healthy as a horse. Today he broke his leg so I had to put him down.
@johnbiehl: Who him? Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.