@crunchenhanced: It makes me feel sick that i come from such a long line of hypochondriacs.
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@ClichedOut: *checking out* Card Reader: Would you like to donate $1.00 to Charity X? □ Y □ N *enters N* CR: Are u a selfish prick? □ Y □ N
@TampaBayMomma: My ex left me for an attorney. It makes me smile every day to know he hasn't won an arguement for 15 years.
@ArfMeasures: ME: Humans have 10,000 taste buds. Cats have 470 SON: So cats don't have much taste CAT [watching the emoji movie] haha this is hilarious