@Brianhopecomedy: It may have looked like I was doing crunches but I was just trying to get up.
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@ClassyKentucky: T: Have you done your homework? S: You graded my test? T: No I have other student's stuff to grade S: I have other teacher's homework to do.
@JihadPizza: Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video.
@Snarfernini: There's a spider in my bathroom. I neither can kill it or capture it, so now it has its very own room in my house to raise its spider family
@Iwriteforcats: Son: Dad, you work so hard and never get any credit. You're like a superhero! Dad: Nice try. You're still not getting the Internet password.