@longwall26: It must be almost impossible for chalk-outline guys not to turn victims' hands into turkeys this time of year.
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@robfee: If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president.
@Jake_Vig: Torn this election season. I think it would be awesome to have the first woman president. But I'm also curious about the apocalypse.
@UniqueDude2: [2 dead cats on ground] Cat Detective: Curiosity killed them but how…*dies* ~later~ [3 dead cats on ground] Cat Detective II: How di…*dies*