@Heart_choo: It takes a car 30 years to become vintage. It takes a phone 30 days.
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@SatansTongue: *snail Olympics* How does it feel? "Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow? "What"
@patnspankme: I haven't been this confused about what's going on since The Cranberries yodeled that one song about zombies.
@blondecalamity: Someone should have warned me, that when you have kids, they talk to you, like, ALL. THE. TIME.