@Heart_choo: It takes a car 30 years to become vintage. It takes a phone 30 days.
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@sammyrhodes: Sometimes I get mad about having to unload the dishwasher but then I remember a machine just washed my dishes for me.
@pmann555: They say it's not the destination, it's the journey.........Except when you're heading to the bathroom with diarrhea...
@BlindChow: Columbus: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Well– Columbus: *just yanks me out of my car and drives off in it*