@GrumpyComments: It takes a keen ear to pick out a girl's "I haven't finished but I know you're about to, so I'll try to be supportive" moan.
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@ceejoyner: ENEMY: can you smell that? That's fear. ME: the baked goods? ENEMY: no. focus on your fear. ME: we must be knife fighting behind a bakery
@CountOnVic: Kanye deleted all the slander like we didn't have an hour to grab screenshots and make power point presentations
@EtobicokeErnie: Statistics show that married men live a lot longer than single men. However married men are a lot more willing to die.