@Freeman4all33: It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii
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@XplodingUnicorn: Ladies, if you don't want to answer a question from a guy, say, "I already TOLD you. You never listen." We have no idea if you're lying.
@bridger_w: In time, the dust settled, and the dust took a job it hated and married someone it could barely tolerate
@mattgallo123: The only thing more shocking than finding water on planet Mars would be finding me in Planet Fitness.