@Freeman4all33: It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii
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@ThaJawn: Doctor: *looking at chart* You need to go for walks more Me: ok... Doctor: *still looking at chart* and buy more treats Me: What? Doctor: *still looking at chart* and leave the toilet seat up Me: Wait! You're my dog in a lab coat!
@robyn_vo: Remember being a kid and writing "FiretrUCK" everywhere, thinking your parents wouldn't get it? My dad just figured it out and spanked me :(
@Brampersandon_: A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. "Just don't ask to see our data" clucked one feathered researcher.