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@PellMull: It was the Bleh of Times,
It was the Meh of Times...
@dixinormus10: I just 'borrowed' $20 from my teenage daughter.
She's such an idiot.
@danjan13: Swords just aren't naturally "wooooshy" enough for me, that's why I add the noise. That's why I add the noise, Janet.
@Reverend_Scott: THIS IS THE POLICE.
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.
"Wrong house guys."
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
"Yup, happens a lot."
OKAY COOL, SORRY.
@3sunzzz: [Bob Dylan giving singing lessons]
I'd like you to sing it again, but this time plug your nose and put these 5 marbles in your mouth.
@david8hughes: [stares at baby for almost an hour after I've finished feeding him]
Wife: he can't talk, he's not going to thank you