@Jake_Vig: It would be easier if they just reported which parts of the globe aren't on fire and don't have hurricanes.
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@DaddyJew: If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day but if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done
@Parkerlawyer: A client just told me I reminded them of their grandmother. Welcome to 45. The world is my oyster.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: WHO DREW ON THE WALL?! 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: The dog.