@meganamram: Itching, flaky skin? Burning sensation while urinating? You're probably on fire!
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@TheToddWilliams: [Morgan Freeman voice] Isolated from his group, this penguin will not survive [penguin voice] Hey dude, I can hear you.
@kellysdf: Life was dangerous when I was young. We answered the phone never knowing who was on the other end.
@jjhartinger: If you're worried that technology will take over remember humans develop technology & we're surprised how hot it is in the summer. Always.
@tuckerflodman: [Inspecting car] *kicks tire* "Mmhm just as I suspected, it can withstand a single kick."