@garrydavenport: "It's 3am and everyone is asleep. Must run into random rooms as fast as I can and jump on everything" - cats
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@JordanPeele: I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.
@goodballs: If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, "Now you're super mad!" If they laugh marry them.