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@abbycohenwl: "It's a banana in my pocket"
"May I remind the defendant that he's under oath?"
*averts eyes*
"I'm glad to see you"

“It’s a banana in my pocket”
“May I remind the defendant that he’s under oath?”
*averts eyes*
“I’m glad to see you”

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