@JElvisWeinstein: "It's a competition, I didn't come here to make friends." -- Jerry, the 1st contestant eliminated on this season's "Friendmakers".
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@KevinFarzad: The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn't just "lay in bed and watch TV all day" I traveled very far thank u
@Michael1979: Am not being sponsored to say this but if you're like me and enjoy wearing jean-shorts but dislike the feeling of cold on your lower legs, check out "jeans". They're like jean-shorts but longer.
@MikeCanRant: People wont mess with you if you eat a cup of yogurt and then smash it on your forehead because youre tough and have healthy bowel movements