@Schmoodles: It's a shame push-up bras don't work on IQs.
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@bobvulfov: [funeral] WIDOW: i—i just cant believe he's gone ME: hey [putting my hand on her shoulder] u parked ur car directly behind mine so im stuck
@LetMeStart: My kids are yelling so incoherently at one another it sounds like they're naming IKEA furniture.