@Schmoodles: It's a shame push-up bras don't work on IQs.
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@gingerfaced: What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.
@NurseMurderer: Backstreet Boys: Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely. Me: *slow dances with cats around a pot of mac & cheese*
@WilliamAder: If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter.