@Schmoodles: It's a shame push-up bras don't work on IQs.
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@Carbosly: I like to write all my death threat letters in Comic Sans. I find it lightens the mood.
@bourgeoisalien: Sometimes to take a break from frightening election news, I watch something far less horrifying like 'The Shining' or 'Silence of the Lambs'
@biggt1973: Mental note, its inappropriate, according to the HR department, to put your hand on the back of a female coworkers head as she eats a banana