@KaylarWill: It's a shock to me that people actually pay their student loans. That's a bill I gave to Jesus
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@liv_thatsme: Me *gets interrupted mid-sentence* "Oh, hey sorry; finish your story." Me *employing my usual level of maturity*: No I don't want to now.
@InternetHippo: I’m trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28