@shariv67: It's actually the voices outside my head that irritate me the most.
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@XplodingUnicorn: [terrible nursing home] Old guy: How did you end up here? Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
@Parentpains: Avoid confrontations in the work place by slashing your coworker's tires while they sleep.
@imteddybless: something that I miss about being a child is people asking me what my favourite shape is. adults don't do this.it's a rhombus. u don't care