@shariv67: It's actually the voices outside my head that irritate me the most.
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@sageboggs: Oh really, Carol? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take you to mind your own business
@bridger_w: When I'm worried about something, I find that going on a walk is a great way to get outside, breathe, and think of new things to worry about
@drinksmcgee: When a cashier asks me for my email address, I keep naming random letters as they type it to see how long I can go before they give up.