@shariv67: It's actually the voices outside my head that irritate me the most.
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@iTARKAA: If only my mum knew how popular I am on Twitter, she'll stop sending me up and down the streets to get soup ingredients for her. 😂😂😂
@chrissyteigen: Does the baby have access to my ribs? It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug