@TomSchally: It's adorable how I write “beer” on my shopping list like I'd somehow forget.
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@OakHill_: *teaching 13 to cut the grass Me: Go back and forth across in straight lines, slightly overlapping so you don’t miss any spots. Got it? 13: Yep 13: *cuts three circles, two triangles and a Rhombus into the yard.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Current adult status: Just got into a heated debate about whether or not Merida from Brave is a Disney princess. I won. She is not.
@WheelTod: On your first day at the beach, go up to the toughest-looking guy there, and let the air out of his water-wings.