@Cheeseboy22: It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.
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@HysteriaBarbie: Me: Shot through the heart 911: What is your location? Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon? Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
@UnFitz: Fantasy: We run in slow motion toward each other across an open field. Her side is mined.
@BuckyIsotope: Barbie's head is in the refrigerator. Ken swears a "giant child" did it. The police shrug and slap handcuffs on Ken and lead him away.