@Cheeseboy22: It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.
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@WheelTod: Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners
@audipenny: Do you think the rattlesnake is ever embarrassed that he has a stupid baby toy at the end of his string body
@ShawnIzadi: Password security questions be like: What's your middle name? Why are you single? What's wrong with your big toe?