@Twits_Giggles: It's amazing how patiently people will wait in line behind you when you're buying tampons.
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@HavocMantis: Whenever I experience happiness, I signal this to other humans by showing the sharpest part of my skeleton.
@omically: saying "we won" after watching a sports game is like saying "we played really well" after watching a concert
@myonlymizztake: When a CW is coming out of the men's room as I walk past, I always ask if everything went well because that's the polite thing to do.