@wchoughton: Just overheard the phrase, "pregnant with a baby," and secretly wondered what the other options were.

@Reverend_Scott: If I really wanted to end my life I'd probably do it by wearing a Star Trek uniform to the Star Wars Force Awakens premier.

@TEXASVETERAN: I'm always there for my friends when I need them.

@hyped_resonance: Whenever I feel like sad I just think of this interaction.

@BareChesty: 911: What's your emergency? Me: Hunting accident. I think my friend is dead 911: Can you verify that he's dead? *gunshot* Me: Yep, he's dead