@luiki89: It's been a horrible morning so far. My ex got run over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver :(
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@dwaghalter: Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. It's a play on words.
@amelialikesyou: In conclusion, members of the board, I'm sorry I brought the wrong USB, & thank you for your feigned interest in my sesame street PowerPoint
@bingowings14: [creating pandas] Angel: How about a cute looking bear thats shit at sex? God: Make it black & white we're running low on colours.