@luiki89: It's been a horrible morning so far. My ex got run over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver :(
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@JKickinit30: Going out for chupacabras is not as fun as it may sound. Just because it sounds like mexican food doesn’t mean that it actually is.
@zachreinert03: Any dance can be a no pants dance. In fact, might be a fun way to bring back the Macarena
@ericsshadow: This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times I meet everyone