@mrtimlong: It's called a "Monte Cristo" sandwich because one day it will return disguised as another sandwich & seek its revenge
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@Andee_Stewart: *wants space* *eats Milky Way*
@EndhooS: If you legally change your name to 'You're Free to Go' then it's impossible to get arrested.
@TheTweetOfGod: Free will is good, but free pizza is better.
@GrantTanaka: "You know the speed limit here, son?" 45 "You know how fast you were going?" 88 "So where you off to in such a hurry?" 1985
@RamblingMachine: Too many TV ads about how you can remove blood stains off clothes with detergents & none about how you can hide the body? Where's the logic?
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