@kunalrao: It's called a runway. But you taxi there. In a plane. Go home English, you're drunk.
@GabbbarSingh: Your greatness is measured by the font-size of your obituary.
@MissNaughty1801: 8y:thank you for the present
....: no need..
8y: that's what I thought too but mum said I have to
@Sickayduh: "Man, I did so much shit today"
*throws away diaper
@Parentpains: If the liquor store didn't want me to drink all their alcohol than they never should have put a help wanted sign in the window.
@Soo_Scandalouss: I leave spider carcasses on the wall to make sure the other spiders understand..