@kunalrao: It's called a runway. But you taxi there. In a plane. Go home English, you're drunk.
@PlopWaffle: Date : So you're the youngest of three?
Me : Yep, my parents are both older.
@barryjohnharper: Cardio? Is that in Spain?
@GensPlace: Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen which said, 'Parking Fine.'
That was nice...
@hashtag_stacks: 'I've never done this on a first date before' I say as I start vacuuming his place
@SigneSaysSo: Wanna hear a word I just made up?