@kunalrao: It's called a runway. But you taxi there. In a plane. Go home English, you're drunk.
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@bossy_boots99: I get my eyes from my Dad & the ability to find something wrong with almost anything from my Mom
@WhatsHerFace33: A spider jumped on my wife which made her stumble backwards and fall over her bag. Oh how I laughed! Tweet posted from the guest bedroom.
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