@iMikosnyc: It's called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken.
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@WakeVII: Parents: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Parents: Mom and dad. Me: Mom and dad who? Parents: Exactly, you're adopted son. ;'(
@Swishergirl24: Officer: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pass Officer: have you been drinking? Me: pass Officer: You can't just keep.. Me: pass
@ItsAndyRyan: What idiot called it 'telling the future through tea-leaves' and not 'brews foresight'?